News – Arcadian Rhythms: stay a while and listen

Breaking news: Ellen Page Simulator 2014 cancelled

“Noooooo!” screamed thousands of male voices in futile protest.

We appear to have allowed some sort of Dark Souls-crazed lunatic access to our CMS. Oh dear.

Arcadian Rhythms is playing games at the beach.

Lord Invader Needs You. You, specifically. That’s right, you at the back. Get up here.

We want you to help us create a league… a league of inept and brutal people.

We are all winners, but sometimes some win bigger.

We’ve been guest postin’!

The auspicious beginnings of an intermittent series and, perhaps, an accolade so esteemed and rarefied that you will never see it again.

It is Friday and things they are a-changing, maybe not for the best.

A special Choose Your Own Adventure edition of QOTW. Sorry about the picture, by the way. That’s three minutes of MS Paint action right there.