Author: Dylan
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The e-Sports Manifesto
The e-Sports Manifesto: a single document which defines what can turn a game into a sport, which any fledgling up-and-comer must be compared against.
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Where the hell are all the good games for Windows Phone?
Our march towards total platform coverage continues as Dylan reviews a selection of Windows Phone games. If you found this article using Bing: we’re so sorry.
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Oh God, I’m Playing Dark Souls Again
I have a very clear memory of thinking to myself, ‘I must invest in a repair box before I go off travelling in new areas.’
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Review: Jetpack Joyride
“Constant distraction, irritability, anxiety, difficulty sleeping, and convulsive refuckulation of my body’s neural haemogloobles.”
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Review: Scream 4 (iOS)
In the darkness beneath a wicked presence stirs. Its terrible maw lolls agape as horror pours forth. Behold: the return of Dylan.
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10 Reasons Why Resonance of Fate 2 Will Happen [Updated]
Sometimes conspiracy theories aren’t the byproduct of terrifying obsession. This is not such a time.
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Review: Microsoft Excel
A no-holds-barred review of Microsoft’s heavy-hitting franchise.
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Review: Alan Wake: American Nightmare
Join as we step inside the world of Alan Wake and the world of Alan Wake.
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Review: Final Fantasy XIII-2(‘s Battle System)
A brief look back over Final Fantasy’s past battle systems and an argument for FFXIII-2’s being the best yet. Plus, jokes!
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Pete
Multi-single-player gaming goes awry. Despite snacks.