Handheld Archive

  • Plants vs Zombies 2? More like Pants, Curses, Zombies, Nooo.

    Rants vs Zombies 2

    Plants vs Zombies 2? More like Pants, Curses, Zombies, Nooo.

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  • It's a French space exploration game with no combat, roguelike permadeath, randomised star systems and encounters, and aliens you can barely understand. What's not to like about that?

    Review: Out There

    It's a French space exploration game with no combat, roguelike permadeath, randomised star systems and encounters, and aliens you can barely understand. What's not to like about that?

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  • To celebrate EA's worldwide release of Dungeon Keeper, Shaun is going to invest thirty minutes in the game. After that, it's cooldown time! Ha ha!

    Alright, Dungeon Keeper, You’ve Got Thirty Minutes

    To celebrate EA's worldwide release of Dungeon Keeper, Shaun is going to invest thirty minutes in the game. After that, it's cooldown time! Ha ha!

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  • Shaun's still tinkering with his phone, and this time he's found a burly Greek to play with. Things are getting hotter and hotter... with Magma Fortress' new roguelike.

    Hoplite: forge your own odyssey

    Shaun's still tinkering with his phone, and this time he's found a burly Greek to play with. Things are getting hotter and hotter... with Magma Fortress' new roguelike.

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  • Regular readers may now commence laughing, because Shaun has invested his precious time on this Earth on another pathetic mobile/social game with in-app purchasing and no gameplay. Fuck's sake.

    Saturday Spotlight: Jurassic Park Builder

    Regular readers may now commence laughing, because Shaun has invested his precious time on this Earth on another pathetic mobile/social game with in-app purchasing and no gameplay. Fuck's sake.

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  • If you've not heard of this, it's because getting kicked off the App Store isn't a guarantor of lots of publicity.

    Saturday Spotlight: In a Permanent Save State

    If you've not heard of this, it's because getting kicked off the App Store isn't a guarantor of lots of publicity.

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  • Soaring so high above the world, never thought I could be so free.

    Saturday Spotlight: Out There

    Soaring so high above the world, never thought I could be so free.

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  • Far behind the cutting edge of game design are traditional JRPGs. Here's one Shaun spent far too much time playing.

    Review: Symphony of Eternity

    Far behind the cutting edge of game design are traditional JRPGs. Here's one Shaun spent far too much time playing.

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  • "I've got these old toys!" "And I've got this box of memories!"

    Little Inferno & games that do matter

    "I've got these old toys!" "And I've got this box of memories!"

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  • Covered: Asphalt 7: Heat, Sector Strike, Winter Walk, DropWords, WordHero, Maya Quest.

    Mobile Round-up June ’13

    Covered: Asphalt 7: Heat, Sector Strike, Winter Walk, DropWords, WordHero, Maya Quest.

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