About Author: James

James is a Computer Evil Scientist, which is similar to, but materially distinct from being an Evil Computer Scientist. After spending some years pushing buttons for one of them giant Internet conglomerates with a double-O in the name, he left his job and became a freelance writer. Frankly everyone involved is much happier as a result. Quite what he's doing here is anyone's guess, because he's never played a Half-Life game and can't aim properly with the analogue stick. Suggestions that it's all a vain attempt to turn the purchase of an iPhone into a tax write-off are vigorously denied, even though they're almost certainly true.

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